Gramma's LimericksNOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

She may be 95 and cute as a button, but our Gramma writes a wicked limerick.

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GRAM'S LIMERICKS

WHO IS GRAM?

This is our Gramma Anne, affectionately called ‘Gram’. She is 95 and she does lots of Gramma-like things: goes for walks, plays cards, bakes delicious treats. She has also taken to writing funny and often crude limericks, usually about her family and their friends. Our 5 Liner Cider is a tribute to Gram and her limericks.

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WHAT'S A LIMERICK?

A limerick is a 5 line poem where the longer lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme, and the shorter lines 3 and 4 rhyme. They should also be humorous and a little (or a lot) crass. Gram’s limericks never disappoint on any of these criteria. We’ve shared a few below, but you’ll have to visit us at the tasting room for the ones that just couldn’t be printed!

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5 LINER CIDER

There once was a fearless bike rider
Whose favoured drink was a fine apple cider
He said to hell with the rest
I drink only the best
And popped open a Woodward 5 Liner

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ABOUT TIM

After Tim and his girl wined and dined
She told him I’m not the marrying kind
He thought that’s too bad
She might wish she had
Because a hard man is good to find

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ABOUT ADAM

Adam met a cute girl and he said
Let’s go for a ride on my sled
When she felt a bit queasy
He just took it easy
For a wild ride, he took her to bed

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ABOUT BEN

Ben said to his girl with a grin
Honey, we should stop living in sin
She said don’t be a dork
Just give me the pork
And I’ll kiss the hair on your chinny chin chin

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